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15.06.2025 00:28

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How short is too short for a skirt?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
No way
No, not a chance