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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Are democrats eating crow?

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

Then came..

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Tapping your finger to a specific rhythm boosts brainpower, an unknown human ability just discovered - Earth.com

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How short is too short for a skirt?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Shedeur Sanders Near-Perfect During Browns Drills on Wednesday - Sports Illustrated

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

They put up a sign reading

No way

No, not a chance